Dairylicious Day!

Invent a holiday! Explain how and why everyone should celebrate.

“The Great Big Cheese Holiday” should be celebrated forthwith: A giant cheese shall be fashioned, that citizens can dance upon from dawn til dusk. They shall gorge themselves upon the creamy comestible and wash it down with a nice mug of fizzy mead. Why the fromage festivities? Because cheese rules. I haven’t worked out the exact day for this yet; probably a Tuesday when it’s a half moon. Cheddar forever!